I used to write a lot of these posts, and I haven't in a long time, so here we go again! However, I think this one is pretty self-explanatory, so it's going to be short.
Honestly, I think my parents should blame themselves for my eventual conversion. You don't show Woody Allen movies to preteens without expecting trouble later.
...And I'm going to avoid all the other jokes that could be made right now.
If you saw Woody Allen movies before getting Jewishly involved, I encourage you to rewatch them with new eyes. So much funnier, and that is hard to do. (Full disclosure: I don't like his movies as much after 1990 or so, but his early films easily dominate my Top 10 favorite movies.)